Sometimes I’ll be listening to Justin Bieber or like these other artists who are underage and they’re singing about love and then you’re thinking about love or the person you like or that you’re sleeping with and you feel like you are creepy. I’m a grown woman, I’m 31 years old, and I’m like thinking about things that they shouldn’t even know about yet. And then it’s like, “Am I gross for listening to this music and then applying it to an adult situation?”

I see why it makes people feel funny. Did you see the interview he did with Chelsea Handler? Following this interview you need to YouTube that because that is how I decided it was OK for me to like Justin Bieber. Because, I could be off the mark here, but I really believe that there was a bizarre sexual tension there. He was like legs-spread, acting macho and being flirtatious with her and you can tell that she’s just a little bit caught off-guard. It’s amazing. If Chelsea Handler can go there, I can too. Even gay women. Even as a giant gay woman I can be like, “He’s so strangely cute.” It’s weird.